Namaste!
So, it would appear that Nepal is India cleaner, greener, cooler, and altogether more bearable nieghbour. Good for us!
We got here on the 28th, and immediately went out for drinks to celebrate Steph's birthday. We got there ten minutes before happy hour ended (because we got distracted by the excellent shopping on the way down!), but with a smile, an "It's my birthday!" and a Coke bought for the waiter, we got in six drinks (times 2) at happy hour prices. Whoop whoop! On the way back to the hotel, we kinda got scammed by a little Nepali boy on the street, but we're not going to go into that here because it's a little embarrassing...
The next day we went to the Monkey Temple (it has another name, but we can't spell/pronounce it). It was slightly scary for those of us who have a fear of primates, but the monkeys were generally pretty calm. We walked all the way up to the temple (365 steps, to be exact), then had a little spin on the prayer wheels to stock up on good karma for the rest of the trip. We were contemplating leaving (Steph thanking Bouddha that she had not been attacked by anything!) when a monkey strolled up to Kas and grabbed hold of the Fanta he had in his hand. At first, Kas put up a fight, but then common sense kicked in and he figured he'd rather spend the 70 rupees on a new Fanta than have his eyes clawed out for this one. We proceeded to watch as the monkey took the Fanta up onto a roof, ripped off the label, tried to open the cap with its teeth then gave it up as a bad job and left it on the roof. Jerk!
The next day we started orientation for the volunteering. Turns out we had 3 days of orientation! Eessh... We've met some good people, though, so it's been pretty cool. On our first day of orientation they gave us a Nepali culture class (1 hour, not very useful) then took us to... the Monkey Temple! Damn... now we had to climb those super-steep steps again!!! The next day, we visited Durbar Square, which makes for a good photo op but is really not that interesting to talk about.
Last night, we went out to an outdoor sports bar to watch the Brazil vs. Netherlands World Cup game. One of our newfound friends is Brazilian, so it was really very entertaining to watch. He was quite upset about the loss, but afterwards he got to drinking and he seems like he'll be alright! By the end of the night, it started pouring rain (one small section of the bar was uncovered) and our big group of volunteers (who have been sweating like mad for a week) decided to take our dancing into the rain. It was really fun, but the locals were giving us some rather unflattering looks... that is, they think we're nuts.
Today, we went to Bodnath Stupa, another Buddhist temple. It's basically a giant Buddha head sticking out of the nd, with eyes on every side looking out over the square. It's really hard to describe, so you should all probably just Google it! We spent most of the day there, then back to the hotel to pack our stuff for opur 6:30 departure tomorrow morning. We will be going to Pokhara, where we will start our orphanage placement on Monday.
On a final note, here are some words of wisdom heard just outside Bodnath in an incredibly beautiful moment. They were delivered by a little boy, maybe eight years old. He stood before Steph, his head precisely at chest level. He stared... and stared... and stared... then, he looked her in the eyes and said: "BOOBS!"
Miss you all,
Steph and Kas
hahaha, enjoy it you guys, sounds like a great trip! i'm slighlty jealous :p
ReplyDeleteAre you Sure that kid wasn't Ray in disguise? Oddly enough, he is out of town. Coincidence? I think not!!!! That man knows no lengths when it comes to objectifying Steph. Come to think of it, did this little boy who scammed you scam you into seeing Stephs Boobs? If so im positive its was Ray.
ReplyDeleteKas, ok, so the monkey emasculated you and stole your girly Fanta. But why, oh why did you not go back up on the roof (after he ditched it) and take it back?! That really would have showed him. Also, you would have impressed Steph with your braveness when it comes to dealing with monkeys and with your cheapness. What a winner.
Steph, i have something to tell you, and it is important that you take this advice seriously. I know that while doing a stage, a little girl once told you that poor people eat poop, but its not true. Her sources are wrong. In fact, i'm not sure she had any sources other than her being a total cunt. My point is, do not try to feed kids poop at the orphanage. I'm not sure that they will address anything like this in your orientation, but i dont want you to get beaten to death by a bunch of Nepalese (?) people. Polish people or Texans, maybe (just for the jokes that could be made).
I bore of you
Heather
I for one would love to know more about the scam... does it have anything to do with Chapati and glue? I also wonder if the boobs had anything to do with the happyhour prices, as they seem to be playing a key role in your adventures!!! Damn, you do seem to encounter many thieving monkeys when you travel... I agree with Heather, Kasra shoulda chased that monkey down!!! 70 rupees... that's almost one whole dollar!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you guys... Happy travels!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo
Sounds like you had an eventful day in Nepal. Scammed by a little kid and then bullied by a monkey for a Fanta. I think you were wise to let the monkey have the Fanta (uncapped) they do bite from experience..lol.. I looked at photos of the Bodnath Stupa temple on the internet, what an odd looking temple...looks more like a concrete spaceship... Have a great time and be safe.
ReplyDeleteAndré
Dancing in the rain sounds like so much fun!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow so many buddhas....so many giant buddhas!
woooohooo for happy hour for your bday!!!!
You should sing the " mysterious ticking song" when you are walking around monkeys to give you courage!
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Kristelle
Dumbledore!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about ripping the label off your drink...sexually frustrated...so I think we all need to give the monkey a break. He's clearly finding it irritating that he can't get his monkey lovin' on because he is constantly surrounded by people and/or because he feels too guilty, living in a temple and all.
ReplyDeleteAs for the little boy situation, I find it simply fantastic that Steph is known for her rack all over the world. And that someone is doing their job giving her ladies some attention, although I hope Kasra is thoughtful enough to point at them once in a while too.
I must agree with other Heather's opinion on the non-edibleness of poop; I personally think that poor people eat compost. I get very upset when my parents put eggshells in there; just because people can't afford unused food doesn't mean they should have to live with cut-up palates.
Much love,
newer Heather
P.S. I'm now going to watch the top 3 Harry Potter puppet videos...the above comments have given me a craving.