... this is what Kasra and Steph say to each other when they are transferring sweat from one of their arms onto the other's. It doesn't work, though, because we are both equally sweaty... It's hot.
Anyways, needless to say, we're here. The plane rides were uneventful, unless you count Kasra watching numeurous Hindi music videos and movies and Steph being slept on/canooled by a strange Indian man. After his prolonged exposure to Bollywood, Kas felt that the world should break into song and dance on his command and his world was shattered when this didn't happen. Steph tried to calm him down by shimmying in his generel direction and this seems to have worked for now. When we arrived in Delhi, we were almost immediately accosted by a lady who needed help choosing a good bottle of wine. We don't know when we became wine experts, but we helped anyway (there was only 1 kind of wine, so that's the one we reccommended!). She then proceeded to tell us that she was watching us on the plane and that we were "happy go lucky" types of people. She also pointed at Steph's vanilla skin and said "this is very nice skin". Thank goodness for greasiness.
We finally arrived at the hotel around 3 am and sttempted to clean out the exploded soap from Steph's backpack... we slept (yay!) and this morning, our new best friend/waiter/guy who works at the hotel reception and keeps trying to sell us warm beer told us that the reason it is this hot in Delhi (40+) is because people here have bad Karma. This is promising...
We got up at 1 today and have spent the day alternately shopping, then sitting in the air-conditioning in our room to recuperate strength. Tonight we will once again brave the heat to visit the Lotus Temple which, as its name suggests, is shaped like a giant Lotus. It's a "no shoes allowed" kind of place, so hopefully the IFDs will steer clear.
Smell ya later (or more acurately, you would be smelling us),
Steph and Kasra
OH dear....Stephy do you mean that you and Kas were sweating like pigs...litterally...like vietnam style or worse....Cuz if yes that is grooooooooooooosssssssssssssss!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to see the Lotus temple pictures...and beware of stooopid students trying to sell you ugly postcards...and try not to send any....cuz theymight never show up.....but i think you should still try just in case!
So Air india was good??? Good, i will let Barb know...or maybe frank...cuz they got along so well at the airport!
How was the airplane food????
Was Bent like beckham playing???
Miss you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kas is ur beard back?
Kristellexxxxxxxxxxx
"Feel my wetness"... really?!? Seems like it took you guys all of three minutes and a half to veer off to the land of inappro from the land of happy-go-lucky!
ReplyDeleteDid the sploded soap do much damage or did your trusty ziplocks contain the disaster?
Happy travels Vanilla-Ice and HGL Kaz!
xoxoxoxo
Hope the hotel air conditioning works like a charm. Glad to hear that your flight was uneventful. Events at that altitude are usually undesirable. I'm a bit early here, but a bit late there, Happy Bday Steph. Keep the news coming, it is great to hear from you both.
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Rob.
Uneventful air travel???? When did this happen... maybe Africa was my bad karma....
ReplyDeleteTransferring of sweat and IFD....ur trip is starting off well!!...keep it up!!
Happy Birthday! Miss you tons!
-Ash
xoxo
Okay so I posted a clever and witty comment last night, and just discovered it has disappeared. Very disappointing. In resume it said "glad to hear you've arrived, travel safely and be careful for explosive diarrhea"...in more poetics terms of course.
ReplyDeleteLove you long time
xoxoxo
Kathleen
First I'd like to suggest that in order to lower your body temp you'll need to increase air flow to areas which retain heat....thus I strongly advise going commando or, even better, fully bottomless. Just think, What Would Heather Do?
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to make a special request that you start a new blog uniquely for your bowel movements. I think they are likely to have a lot of personality and be able to tell some stories of their own. Please include relevant details regarding Imodium use, length of bus trips, descriptions of areas in which you end up relieving yourself, etc.
And finally, don't forget to play Dealbreaker when you're in a bar with nothing else to do. While there may be less rattails and jean-jackets-with-cutoff-sleeves you are bound to find some new reasons to say no.
Much love,
Heather.
(If x and o are kisses and hugs, what's the symbol for motorboat? I'll go with mbmbmbmbmbmbmbmb. Oh baby.)
Greetings.
ReplyDeleteFirst, before addressing your post,i would like to raise issue with the blog itself. It seems to discriminate against my replies. This morning, at exactly 7 am, i responded to your trivial little message with hilarity, and now, i see my comment is not there. Obvisouly your blog feels threatened by me. It should. We are now mortal eneimies.
Now, onto your trivial little adventures.
1. Steph should use her "beautiful" vanilla skin as something to barter with. IE: give me lunch for free and i will let you admire my shoudler skin. Some call it whoring yourself out. I woudl agree, and think Steph would feel comfortable with this. Better yet, offer to trade your skin (once it has been sunburned and peeled off) for Goods and services!
2. Kas, as much as you might be compelled to sign and dance like you are in a Bollywood movie, i do not suggest you do it. This may come off as offensive, esprecially once your beard as grown in. This would be like me walking around Florida demanding freedom fries, more wraslin, and saying Ray is my cousin. Only they woudln't realize i was making fun of them...
3. Going bare foot may help with IFDs as steph is the only person i have ever known to have said fictional affliction. If she starts to plotz, i suggest wrapping your feet in saran wrap. Bonus: They are now waterproof.
These are my helpful hints for the day.
I bid you Adieu
Heather (the Original and coolest Heather)
PS Happy Birthday Vanilla Crapface.
"Feel my wetness"....so inapro, so many things comes to mind!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Transferring sweat from one of their arms onto the other's".....come on Steph, this is not how you get pregnant, you know Johanne wants to be a grand-mother!!!! Take that stress off my shoulders, please pretty please!!!!
Ricky!!!
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Bonne FĂȘte
happy birthday skanketeer!!!! i'm glad to hear that you have successfully remained a skank although on an entirely different continent!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get suit measurements so i'll be sending you those shortly.
Kas you stay strong with your bollywood videos don't let steph put you down shes a bitch sometimes!!!
jl
1st- happy birthday skank
ReplyDelete2nd- why did kasra shave his entire face????? big mistake now he wont fit in over there which was a huge advantage
3-i'm getting suit measurements and will provide them shortly so u can hook it up!!!
4- I'm glad that i am not the only person in this world that thinks you're a skank as the indian man who spanked you has now proven (please thank him on my behalf should you have the honor of meeting him again)
5- peace out bitches and enjoy
Hey Steph...A very happy birthday and I am glad to hear that you survived your flight. Enjoy your trip.
ReplyDeleteAndré
Did you say it was hot? is it humid? more so than in Montreal? Hope you guys are having fun, we are off to the US next week.....I'm told it is a little cooler there.
ReplyDeleteLuv Rina and Pierre
Salut!
ReplyDeleteFound your blog! I am now expecting regular updates to keep me highly entertained.
I have an Indian friend who makes the cross sign everytime someone mistakingly touches his feet. Apparently it's highly inapropriate.
My challenge to you is therefore to "accidently" touch an Indian's feet and see what happens...
Cheers
-Pat
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